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With all the news about Trump today it's got me thinking about his long tweets.
Was he lounging in his mud puddle, his stubby little fingers going Bip bip bip... on his phone. He sees the text go red, then hits send, and continues with the next tweet.
Did he have an app on that ancient phone - bip bip bip send. App splits the message and tweets it.
Did he type it on a full size keyboard? Hit send, and some magic somewhere else tweets it.
Or my personal favorite that just occurred to me today. Nob Jockey records himself dictating the text. Presses send. Within 10 to 20 minutes the drone on duty has transcribed and tweeted it (easy money if you're that one lucky dude).
Option 4 makes it challenging to explain the typos. But if that became part of the branding early on, it would be easy to intentionally imitate that.
Which brings me to 2 matters:
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DT living rent free in my head. How the fuck do I get re-imbursed?
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has someone written an app that has this functionality. For those of us that are more time poor, money poor, etc etc
Thank you for suffering along with me. Xx
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